Today my five year old came into the kitchen. She was carrying a slightly crumpled sequin-studded pink cardboard crown and wearing a frown.
“Who threw my crown away? I found it in the garbage!”
“I don’t know, “ I said, hoping it hadn’t been me.
“I think it was (16 year old brother), “she said knowingly. “ I think he was jealous because HE doesn’t have one!”