I trundle my sleepy self into the bathroom carrying my PJ’s and set them on the lid of the toilet, intending to put them on after I’ve brushed my teeth. But when I go to retrieve my PJ’s a minute later a confusing sight meets my eyes. My PJ’s. And water. All in a soggy swirl. Floating. Kinda.
Seems that in my sleepy state of mind I set my pajamas not on the toilet, but in it.
It is so bedtime.